"I've got the most brilliant idea! Instead of people driving on wheels, why don't we just make the roads themselves out of tires! Brilliant!"

Someone better tell the third little piggy that bricks might not have been the best option for building a house...

... the pillar or the guy who fixed them.

Come downstairs, taste my vintage...

~NSHA

Please tell me this isn't how he repairs his chimney. ~Not-So-Handy Andy