What do you think, Weird-Looking-Tiki-Doodle-in-the-Background? Impressed?

Ahh, that good old college feel.

Or you could... you know... wash the dishes. Just sayin'.

This is what you should do if you don't want to stand around holding down the toaster's broken toast lever. I mean really! I've got places to be! Like the fridge and the cupboard...

We were on the way to school, and my 6-year old said the mini-pancakes were too cold. So I warmed them up for him... (They fit perfectly in the heater vents on my C-RV!)