THOSE WERE YOUR CHILDREN!
It'll be flatbread whether you like it or not!
Never mind that, here's a fix your feathered friends will fawn over for sure!
This is what you should do if you don't want to stand around holding down the toaster's broken toast lever. I mean really! I've got places to be! Like the fridge and the cupboard...
Said the guy who made this and no one else in the history of forever.