For Halloween, This Curtain Is Dressing Up Like a Piece of Junk

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For Halloween, This Curtain Is Dressing Up Like a Piece of Junk
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I was going to make a joke about this being in a college dorm before I realized the submitter said this is their "college apartment", meaning they're most likely 21 or 22. Aren't you excited for when this generation graduates and begins to run the world?

~NSHA

What to Do When the Bathroom Lock Doesn't Work

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What to Do When the Bathroom Lock Doesn't Work
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The only issue with this "lock" is that it's less of a security mechanism and more of a test of strength between you and the person coming in. If a 300-pound linebacker gives the door just one good yank, he'll probably send you flying from the toilet seat with who-knows-what strewn all over the floor.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

Fresh Squeezed Hand Soap

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Fresh Squeezed Hand Soap
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Just kidding. I just love a nice pink lemonade after a long #2.

~NSHA

Whatever You Do

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Whatever You Do
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Make sure you don't knock it off the sink. You could step on it. And we wouldn't want that.