I don't know which is better: the fact that building maintenance color-coordinated the tape with the soap, or that they neglected to put the soap back in the dispenser (it's in the bag in the corner).

The way it's teared off makes me hope there was a little kid in the stall who thought this was some sort of gift and excitedly broke it open only to discover an IRL version of the crappy sharpie rendition.

~NSHA

SOMEBODY'S not pulling their weight around here. Soap, I'm looking at you.

~NSHA

Just be careful when you light a match. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Not blocked pipes, not the apocalypse! Nothing!