Apple! You're too fat! How many times have I told you to go on a low-energy diet? See what you're doing to the poor middle man?
"Last year the drainhose for my ancient dishwasher broke off my equally ancient disposer. Surprisingly, there's no aftermarket plug for these, so I made one out of an adapter and a wine cork."
One could say that your dishwasher is... how do I put this... all washed up?