Steal 3D glasses from the theatre. Buy two pocket projectors. Borrow a tripod from your "aspiring photographer" cousin. Kludge them all together after pirating any James Cameron "film".
.... no profit
Quality does not exist in shades of grey... or black and white! Just a whole lot of red and blue.
I think 3D glasses are meant to make you see in 3D, not be in 3D themselves.
It's like everywhere you go is a 3D movie!