I'm sorry I'm too big for you baby, but this is as close as we can ever get.
"The tupperware lid felt behind my washing machine. My hands couldn't reach it. Problem solved with: 2 wooden spoons + 1 cork stopper + 1 rubber band."
Only at Walmart, ladies and gentlemen, only at Walmart.
Just like fridges keep Indiana Jones safe, electrical tape keeps utility boxes safe. Possibly from nuclear explosions, we'll have to test to find out.