Well the US national team can feel good about only losing 1-0, because this just happened to Brazil...
Even Jesus was upset:
From the submitter:
My friend Jen celebrated a little too hard after USA advanced to the next round in of the World Cup. She also later described it as "like a barbershop quartet of Yoko Onos is shrieking in my head while Sweetums from the Muppets clog dances."