Somewhere in the Middle of This Rant on Coyotes, All the Messages Got Mixed

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There's Weirdo Sexy Fiction, Then There's "Invaded by the iWatch"

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It's exactly what you think it is.

The 4000 word short story is about the "smartwatch prototype that mysteriously arrives at the door" of one Christie Aackerlund. Finally, someone who had the creative chutzpah to ask "how does a watch pork a real live human being?"

As the author lists on their Amazon page, however, the story is "only for super mature people who can handle it." 

No Smoking, But Numbers One and Two Are TOTALLY Okay

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Sorry, We're Only Accepting Batons and Riot Shields for This Trade

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They Say it Was an "Electrical Fire," We Say This Sewer Fire Was a Portal to Hell

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You'll Make 'em Pitch a Tent With This Camping Gear

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There Can Be No Worse "Family Feud" Answer Than This One

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