Sorry, I have to use this brand. The latex ones give me a rash!

It's only fitting to have a giant, inflatable, plastic tribute to the most rubberized shoe in existence. Bravo!

Nothing is quite so elegant, so clean, so noble as a fashion pug.

Colonial Medical Assisted Devices would have you believe that their deodorizing pads will help you with your gas leaks. All we know is that it'll definitely look like you have some extra junk in your behind - if you know what we're getting at.

Also: Might want to check the buttons on that shirt, bro.

Also known in some circles as "hair dye with a different box."