Cannibalism and population control, yum!

Aaron Chervenak took his relationship with his cellphone to the next level and got married to it last month. The two eloped at the Little Vegas Chapel in Las Vegas.

“In a sense, my smartphone has been my longest relationship,” he said. “That’s why I decided to see what it was like to actually marry a phone.”

From the submitter:

"Everything this girl posts about her guy is crazy possessive and just nuts. I think she took it too far this time."