There's waking up on the wrong side of the bed, and then there's waking up in a rancid puddle of booze piss left by the ever generous 'blacked out' degenerate that is you; or what would appear based off this thread to be an unsettlingly high frequency of waking up alongside a scorpion or pack of spiders. NOPE. All the NOPE.
waking up
Via: ASAP Science
