What Is The Weirdest Valentine's Gift You've Ever Received?

Why would you get each other these pajamas?
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We here at Dating want to hear from you!

Have you ever gotten a Valentine's Day gift so weird, so bizarre, so unique that you couldn't possibly describe what you were feeling when you'd finally unwrapped it? 

Well, we want to know what you got!

That's right, send us the strangest V-Day presents you've ever encountered. And be sure to let us know what was going through your mind as you had to feign excitement. Was the romance gone? Was the romance still alive, possibly even stronger than it was before, as you bonded over what could only possibly be described as Cthuhul's sexy garters? 

The results of this weird love fest will be posted on Monday the 16th for the world to see.

And be sure to add the hashtag #weirdestvalentinesgift to your submission so we know where to look. We can't wait to hear from you!

The Vermont Teddy Bear Company is Selling a "50 Shades" Bear. We're Doomed as a Species.

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That image is completely 100% real. The Vermont Teddy Bear Company, long-time sellers of adorable bear products, is selling a Christian Grey teddy bear - apparently fully licensed. The parade of sadness continues on their official tumblr, which features forced memes of the bear making terrible sexual puns:

Why, you may ask? Because #brands, yo. Hashtag brands.