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Tom Hanks, America's Undisputed Father, Bought The White House Press Corps a Passive Aggressive Gift, Like Any Good Father Would

When your dad wants you to paint the fence, he buys you a brush for your birthday. So why wouldn't Tom Hanks, America's dad, by the White House press corps a passive-aggressive gift. 

Recently, dad sent the White House Press Corps a new espresso machine along with a little message.

The note is accompanied by a cartoon by Pulitzer Prize-winner Bill Maudlin, which contains the caption "Fresh, spirited American troops, flushed with victory, are bringing in thousands of hungry, ragged, battle-weary prisoners. (News item)," reads: 

To the White House Press Corps

Keep up the good fight for
Truth, Justice, and the American Way. 

Especially for the Truth part. 


The internet, as you can imagine, loves this. Check out some of the response below.

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When Tom Hanks Finds a Lost Glove He Tweets About it and We Aren't Totally Sure Why

I don't know why, but for some reason this one manages to skip past being just mildly amusing and right on into being utterly baffling. It raises so many questions. Why is Tom Hanks so obsessed with gloves? Did he have some kind of traumatic experience with a lost glove? 

I'm willing to bet that at some point he painted a face on a glove and it became his best friend while he was stranded on an island, only for it to be lost at sea. 

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Girl Sends Fan Mail to Tom Hanks, and Receives Legendary Response Back From the Man Himself

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Answer of the Day: Tom Hanks Settles Bill Murray Picture Debate

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For weeks, people have been debating one thing and one thing only: Is this a picture of Tom Hanks or Bill Murray?

With the picture’s subject’s rounded nose and toothless mouth, it can be hard to tell the difference between them. But Tom Hanks appeared on The Graham Norton Show to put the debate to rest.

After showing off the difference between the sides of his own face, Hanks, along with Gemma Arterton and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, recreates the picture of Bill Murray screaming with baby. It’s really something.

Also in this interview, Tom Hanks dusts off his Forrest Gump performance, and this baby still runs.

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Tom Hanks Re-Enacts the Forrest Gump Voice 25 Years Later, and It's Even More Amazing

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Tom Hanks Wandered up to a Married Couple in Central Park to Photobomb Their Wedding Photos

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From the Instagram caption:

Yesterday's wedding was so beautiful! Elisabeth and Ryan you planned one amazing celebration. The icing on the cake was @tomhanks stopping in Central Park to wish them congratulations.
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Ball Is Life

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