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Via: @conrad1798
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Helping your parents with their gadgets is a daily grind, and not the kind that helps you get those washboard abs. It's more like the kind of grind where you get phone call after phone call about how their smart phone doesn't work. If it doesn't work, then how are you calling me?

However, there are moments when it all becomes worth it, when a parent makes a power move to remind us that they're just people, too, adorable people. 

Twitter user @conrad1798 uploaded this photo of his mom trying to use WhatsApp, and, man, it's so good. 

Why would she have to encrypt this message anyway?

People on Twitter love this. Probably becuase this is better than getting a voice mail asking the same question. 

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Via: Buzzfeed
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Word to the wise: When you're looking to make a drug deal, always use FaceTime. That way you can verify who you're talking to. Verification is key to a successful drug deal. It's also helpful to do your drugs after talking to your dealer. You want to make sure that you're in the right frame of mind to make a business transaction. You don't want to end up like this dude.

According to the NY Post, this Pennsylvanian genius accidentally texted an assistant DA that he wanted to trade some weed for heroin. Whoopsie-doodles. 

The Post reports:

Authorities say a man mistakenly sent a text message to a Pennsylvania prosecutor indicating that he wanted to trade marijuana for heroin.

Luzerne County prosecutors say Assistant District Attorney Jill Matthews received a text Nov. 2 using drug lingo that they called an “obvious text for a drug deal.” They say she later received a photo of a plastic bag containing a green substance on a scale.

Ain't that some shit? 

Dude, check your numbers. How do you accidentally text a prosecutor this? Do they have the same names in your contacts? Is that name "Good Deals?" 

via Febeiism

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Girl's Phone Dies, Crazy Boyfriend Proceeds to Have Full-Fledged Emotionally Trainrekt Mental Breakdown

What this dude needed on this particularly irrational, blind drunk of a post-clubbing text rant was two Gatorades and at least 10 hours of sleep to process the booze and whatever else might've been in his system. The judgment was nonexistent, and after he went seven kinds of crazy on his girlfriend, we witness the rapid expiration of an otherwise 'allegedly' normal relationship. I'm just sitting here, scratching my head, convinced that he had to have shown some other signs before this blowup. 

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30 Hilarious Conversations That Were Born From the Ashes of Failure

It's always fun to be on the receiving end of a wrong text. To this day I have a woman who texts me semi frequently thinking I'm the mother of her son's friend. Last I checked, I don't have any kids, unless I blacked out for the last 12 years of my life and started a family I don't even know about. 

Even then, I'd be a hideously hairy and bearded mother. 

Anyways, here are some hilarious moments born from the ashes of failure, like some kind of fail phoenix. 

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Ridiculously Overprotective Boyfriend Refuses to Let Girlfriend Go Out, Ignites String of Enraged Reactions From Internet

The fact that she'd even ask her boyfriend who is playing all the part of a hellishly controlling parental kind of figure, in the first place, was a sign of bad things to come. Also, valid disclaimer: blind rage-inducing shit grammar on the horizon.

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Girl's Crazy Party Planning Text to Vegas Bound Friends Is the Epitome of Basic B**ch

The kind gents over at Total Frat Move received this hilariously basic, hedonism-crazed text from that one chick who is continually seven kinds of lit and turnt, trying to keep from falling off the face of the earth, all the while lending a new meaning to the term 'day tripping' at the yearly summer music festival/any pool party. Let's just hope her girlfriends were ready to embark upon a brain cell-destroying, ride of a lifetime through the wildest, EDM-drenched, tequila-infused pits of that commercialized underworld, Las Vegas. 

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29 Texts From Exs That We Can All Relate To

After a certain point in life, unless you're some shining beacon of hope of a human being who finds 'true love', we all have ex's. You might try to pretend they don't exist, but that doesn't mean they aren't out there, living and breathing and maybe even thinking of you.

Well, at some point or another I'm sure you've either attempted communication with them or had them attempt to contact you and for that reason most of us will be able to relate to these conversations. 

These are 'texts from your ex' that will inspire you to continue avoiding that person out there that you actively avoid. 

After all, they don't all live in Texas folks.

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