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Internet Reacts To Ted Cruz Tweeting About The Zodiac Killer Meme

As you might well know, Ted Cruz has long since been at the end of a running joke about him being the Zodiac Killer. Dark-humored, for sure; hilarious, most definitely. And now, as fate would have it, a year later Ted Cruz bestowed us all with the unexpected gift of acknowledging the absurdity on Twitter. Granted, this might be pawned off as some sort of botched social media move by a Cruz intern, like when he went and 'liked' the NSFW tweet (see here); but either way, we'll take it. 

Ted Cruz tweets about the Zodiac killer and the internet doesn't know what to do about it.
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Ted Cruz Liked Extremely NSFW Video On Twitter and Is Getting Hilariously Trolled

Eagerly waiting for Ted Cruz to break the silence on this gem. Pretty unreal that we're talking about Cruz, the guy who at one point argued for the government to possess police powers for the overriding purpose of dissuading "prurient interests in sexual gratification." 

Ted Cruz is getting hilariously trolled on Twitter after liking an extremely NSFW video.
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This Meme Tells Us All To Find Someone That Looks At You The Way Ted Cruz Looks At Supreme Court Nominee Neil Gorsuch

The court rules in favor of love. Now, you two kiss.

Yesterday was Neil Gorush's Supreme Court nomination hearing, and boy, was it exciting. It's not every day you see a Supreme Court nominee vying for a stolen seat. 

But aside from the insane-o politics of the Supreme Court right now, Ted Cruz was looking like he was having a good time yesterday. Who wouldn't be having a good time when your boss once said that your dad might've been involved with the Kennedy assassination

All of those feelings bubbled to the surface when Cruz took one look at Merrick Garland, the man who would make corporations can be treated as people in the eyes of the court, especially if a company has a religious belief and a company wants to go to heaven one day. 

Tell you about who was in heaven already: Ted Cruz. Look at this guy:

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If you're like me, there's nothing you like in the world more than someone shouting "shame" at a politician. Man, it's great. When you watch these guys who continuously lie and take adavantage of the peopl their supposed to be representing, just getting destroyed by their bosses. 

Well, thankfully, the Washington Post, who recently changed their Masthead to read "Democracy Dies in Darkness," has released a new way of watching my favorite thing. 

The Yell-O-Matic let's you pick a politican, and then you can watch a bunch of constituents yelling at them. It's great. Here are some good ones:

Mitch McConnell



McConnell (Bonus)


Rep. Dave Brat






Sen. Ted Cruz 





Rep. Nancy Pelosi





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Ted Cruz Nonchalantly Lays Waste to Deadspin on Twitter

Ted Cruz, do you even meme bro? Yes, yes apparently he does. And I'll be damned if he didn't address some sass from a potentially canned Deadspin Social Media chump, with steely, ice cold savagery. Big ups Cruz. Not your biggest fan, to put it lightly, but big ups my dude.

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