There's no better way to start off your day than to start with a Squirtle and evolve your way up to "Too Drunk to Function At 9 a.m.," also known as "Blastoise."

Greetings all! My name is Nick, and I'll be the new caretaker of the Gallery of Regrets for the foreseeable future. I enjoy such things as a fine gin and tonic at the end of the day, eating out more often than I should, and spending money on things I can't afford (a habit that informs the first two things on this list).

The one major change you can expect to see here is a marked increase in the amount of everything; more posts, more features, and more fun for the whole family. Since I'm merely an invisible interwebz moderator, imagine me as you would the above tattoo: mustachioed, gentlemanly, and living in an entirely undersized apartment/pokeball.