I'm giggling uncontrollably just thinking about them!

Time to call my mom and tell her that she should have let me watch more of those episodes of Spongebob because as we just discovered they're actually EDUCATIONAL.

Don't mess. And if he asks, mayonnaise IS an instrument. I'm not going to question him about that one.

At a certain point in your life you realize that many stars of the music industry are more celebrity than musician.

When you're picking out something special for your something someone special this Valentine's Day, make sure you say it right. Like talking about death, that's SURE to get him/her/them/it in the romantic mood.