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The secret to a good smart ass answer is to not be wrong. 

That's why these responses to teacher questions are so good. How are you going to argue with them? In most cases, you don't. Just laugh and move on. 

So check out some of the funniest answers that weren't technically wrong but weren't what the teacher was looking for. 

Everyone has their favorite gym activity. Whether it's dodge ball, capture the flag, or even square dancing week, there's something for everybody in gym — even if your thing is climbing the milk crate pyramid, whatever that is. 

Twitter exploded yesterday become of one of the strangest and funniest gym class fails in a minute. Harnessed to a rope, this student attempted to climb a milk crate pyramid when, well...

So this is what happened to me in gym today. 🙂🙂🙂 pic.twitter.com/R2KJh2crSU

— Gigi🍭 (@xvgigii) March 13, 2017

I'd say that didn't go according to plan, if I knew the plan. Was she trying to get to the top of that or was this some kind human bowling situation? Either way, people love it. Check it out: 

Behold my fellow dudes, what we have here are the unmistakable makings of a child with a devilish taste for the darker-humored things in life. A kid who is clearly destined to grow up to be a Memelord. Where was the prophecy for this shit? Seriously, this kid is the chosen one.

Class is in session, please turn to page four, annnd I need a cold shower. This is the kind of educational material that really grips you by the manhood, pulls you in, and awakens a hunger to well, learn more. Am I right? Or the wrong head's doing all the thinking here.

I think the best course of action for Dad here is to write a sincere letter back, asking the school what exactly a dildo is? Let's milk this ridiculous situation for all it's worth. Long live Wildo the Dildo, may he live a long and fruitful existence being a perpetual pain in the asses (and other places too) of academic institutions, near and far.