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School Appalled With Troublemaker Student, Sends Unintentionally Hilarious Letter to His Dad

I think the best course of action for Dad here is to write a sincere letter back, asking the school what exactly a dildo is? Let's milk this ridiculous situation for all it's worth. Long live Wildo the Dildo, may he live a long and fruitful existence being a perpetual pain in the asses (and other places too) of academic institutions, near and far.

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Via: CatalixTV
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Yes. 

Sometimes you need to have your faith in humanity rewarded a little bit, and who's going to do that, goddamn Barry White, Jr., a fifth-grade literacy teacher from Charlotte, NC. 

Yeah, his name is Barry White, Jr. Goddamn.

In an attempt to earn his students' trust and make them feel special, he has a different, customized goddamn handshake for every goddamn student, and goddamn, he's great. 

Apparently, he got the idea from goddamn LeBron James. Just awesome. Look at this goddamn gif: 

Fifth grade English teacher has a personalized handshake with every one of his students

More Barry White, Jrs, goddamnit 

uk school uploads picture of student writing with string cheese
Via: @https://twitter.com/garinstone21/status/817086121008099328
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Garin is, by all accounts, a good student at Archbishop Mcgrath Catholic School in Bracla, South Whales, UK. But sitting just below the surface is a layer of mozerella cheese. 

According to Garin, AMCS uploaded a picture of him writing with a piece of cheese:



What is happening at this school that they are replacing school supplies with snack foods? Are they painting in art class with pudding cups? Counting Totino's Pizza Rolls instead of using a calculator? Playing Bugles instead of a bugel?

The school, who seems to have removed the picture, has commented on what they're calling "#Cheesegate": 

via @archbishopmghs

But as Garin says:


funny parenting image son needs absent note after going to harry potter theme park for vacation
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My nephew missed 3 days of school to go to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. Afterward, the school made my sister fill out this "attendance behavior improvement" plan.