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"Things to Avoid at a Public Pool" Is Dominating Twitter and These Tweets Are Killing Us

We're deep in the dog days of summer, people. Long and hot afternoons under the unforgiving sun, inevitably gave way to longer outings at the nearest public pool. You're coming up on an alarmingly extended series of continuous days spent dousing your body in that good 'ol chlorine. Those public pools though, they're tired too. Those pools have been overran by sunscreen-armored riotous packs of sugarhigh kids who are prone to uncontrollable fits of pissing when they've gotta go. Yes, those poor pools have seen better days. These tweets capture those perilous signs of a public pool gone awry that you should make every effort to avoid. And let me just be the first to say that since day fucking ONE, I've avoided those floating skin tags like the bubonic plague. 

Things to Avoid In a Public Pool hashtag inspires a collection of very funny tweets about gross things you should avoid.
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10 Tweets That Painfully Display America's Alarming Acceptance of 'the End of the World'

It ain't all sunshine and rainbows anymore folks, if it ever was for that matter. We're entrenched in tough and unpredictable times. At least we have these impressively detached individuals to turn to for hope.

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These Brutally Honest Fortune Cookie Quotes Aren't What You Want to Hear After Dinner

UnFORTUNEately, sometimes you need to hear the truth. Who better to give you brutally honest advice than a strip of paper from the inside of a cookie?

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