And by "we" I mean "me." Staring at the faint glow from my monitor with your face as my desktop wallpaper as I fall asleep, so that one of these nights you will make it into my dreams.

Don't click this.

The delight on 5-year-old Timmy's face at having his picture taken will only be matched by his crushing disappointment when he finds out his idiot cousin was just checking his idiot blog.