"Don't worry about locking your door, Honey. It's just a stupid bear right outside the car that's used to being around humans and getting fed by them. What's there to worry about?"

Well...kinda walking on water. With a special mixture of water and cornstarch, you can create what is referred to as a "non-Newtonian fluid," which is basically a fluid that doesn't act like how a fluid should act...get it? Anyways, fill a 2,100 gallon pool of this stuff, and you'll have people walking, crawling, and dancing all over it!

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