This Woman Knocks Out Her Waiter Cold When he Tries to Get Frisky With Her

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FAIL Blog does not condone violence and aggression against wait staff, unless it's on video and incredibly funny.

Spider-Man Spider-Eats-it at a Kid's Birthday Party

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If you can't stand to wait, get to around 1:00 to see the failure of spider-like agility.

We Still Have a Long Way to Go With Self-Parking Cars, if This Brutal Hit is Any Indication

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WARNING: Ow ow ow ow ow ow.

According to reports, the poor guy who got in the way of this self-parking car is just fine, with only bruises to show for his troubles.