Musician Noah Wall came up with a deliciously album idea: to record the various "loners" and musicians testing out equipment and mash them all together into an album. Thanks to Wall's mixing it almost sounds as if within the bowels of deathly static, jangled chords, and noodling lines the customers were almost collaborating.
Mostly it just sounds like a nightmare on fire made from the jagged glass-like shards of what once was a clear pane of sound.
If you can last more than a few minutes, you're better than us.
Competitive eater Molly Schuyler broke a new record this weekend, eating 3 72-oz steaks in less than 20 minutes.
At this year's 72oz Showdown at the Big Texan Steak Ranch in Amarillo, Texas, Schuyler was matched up against four teams of two, and she singlehandedly destroyed her competition while besting herself in the process.
The other teams included professional wrestlers and football players and they each had one hour to throw down as much as they could.
In total, Schuyler, who weighs just 124 pounds, ate 3 steaks, 3 backed potatoes, 3 shrimp cocktails, 3 side salads and 3 rolls.
Basically, as The Big Texan describes it, she consumed more than 13.5 pounds of food which is "the equivalent of a bowling ball or averaged sized three-month-old baby."
Anyone who stops by The Big Texan can take the challenge, but if they don't finish their meal in an hour they have to pay $72.
Schuyler not only got the 3 free meals, but also a $5,000 prize… and apparently an extended trip to the bathroom.