It could happen to you. The one night you forget to lock your doors is the night you put your entire family at risk. Intruders can break in and shit in your basement. Those intruder: Moose. How do we stop them: Undetermined.
Take this Idaho family as a blanket statement for an unnecessary fear that the rest of America should base their foreign policy on. If one moose can break into one house, what's to stop another moose from breaking into another house.
According to UPI, "The Idaho Department of Fish and Game said Senior Conservation Officer Alex Head responded Saturday night to a Hailey home where a cow moose was reported to be in the finished basement."
Apparently, the moose broke through a window and trapped itself in the basement. When will this madness end? I mean look at all this shit the moose left:
via Idaho Fish and Game
The moose was eventually set free to bring its reign of terror to the Idaho countryside. The only question now is, when will this western menace strike again.