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YouTube guitarist 331ERock infuses his heavy metal riffs into the Super Mario Bros main theme.

PARENTAL ADVISORY: Explicit content.

That's right, kids! You CAN drop out of school and form a br00tal thrash metal band that worships Satan and idealizes necrophilia!

Rob Scallon wrote a metal song using lyrics from fans' YouTube comments and made an accompanying music video. The result is testament to the internet's continuing obsession with food and unreasonable demands.