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Nice Husband Asks Why Company His Wife Worked For, For 11 Years Fired Her, And Things Escalated To Hilariously Epic Proportions

For whatever reason tons of easily angered social media-using cretins have flocked to demand outright justice for Brad's newly fired wife. The people have spoken Cracker Barrel. It's time to 'unfire' Brad's wife, now. For the meanwhile though, let's enjoy the incessant, and endless procession of solid trollworthy jabs. 

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If you're ever giving a public thank you, make it easy on yourself and thank two people: God and your mother. 

Otherwise, you can end up like Anas Mohammed, a Ghanaian pro soccer player, and thank one too many. After winning "Man of the Match" in a game last week, Anas said the following in a post-game interview:

"Thank you for this, I appreciate my fans. My wife and girlfriend...I mean my wife, sorry to say."

"My wife, sorry to say" is, handsdown, the funniest way to introduce your wife. But even better than that is his follow up. 

But he didn't stop there. After blowing that right out of the water, Anas double -downed on the weirdness of this interview by saying, ""My family knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That's what I was talking about. I don't have a girlfriend."

Anas! Stop. Giving. Interviews. 

I know that you really want to thank your sidepiece, but you also don't have to cover it up by saying you were talking about your daughter. It's not a good look. 

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15 Women Reveal The Weird Things They Do When Their Partners Aren't Around

This nice little thread brought to mind that painfully overused, albeit thought-stirring sentiment, usually peddled off by the nearest cheesy quote junkie in our social media feeds: Who are you when no one is looking? To be perfectly honest, in my case, and I imagine many of my fellow dudes out there: one very strange individual who might not be entirely socially acceptable. These aren't thaat bad in the grand scheme of things, and if anything isn't it reassuring to realize those people in your life aren't complete, autopilot, robots? 


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On the shortlist of contenders for video of the year, this puke-filled marriage proposal is definitely up there. 

Darrell Hamilton Jr. really wanted to take things to the next level by proposing to his girlfriend, Rheanna Faye, hundreds of feet in the air. It was a romantic helicopter ride in Reedley, California, complete with breath-taking views, sunny skies, and motion sickness. 

In what seems like your everyday proposal, designed to hit you in something called "all the feels," this video takes a turn right about here:



Next time, get down on one knee like the rest of us. 

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Either this dude knows his audience or just wants to be reduce his carbon footprint. Whatever it is, a perforated perforated business card with your info on both sides is absolutely genius. 

We salute you, sir!