Thanks, San Jose Mercury News!

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And by San Jose Mercury News, I mean Obama.

For the curious, the "tragic mistake" is this story.

Newly Married Milwaukee Gay Couple Gets a Surprise Gift!

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"Yesterday, my husband and I could legally get married in Wisconsin," he said. "After our ceremony (and staying to witness several others) we stopped in last night for dinner to celebrate."

Graham and his husband went to Transfer Pizzeria & Cafe on Mitchell Street with some friends to celebrate. But the end of the meal brought an unexpected wedding gift.

"When the check came, our server, Melissa, told us that our bill had been taken care of by the staff."

Cruelest Wife Ever Makes Man Get Rid of His Lego Collection

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The Local reports that a Swedish Lego enthusiast recently put up an advertisement selling his entire 300 kg Lego collection for $11,500. He claims he's selling his massive cache of bricks to save his marriage. Allegedly his "old bag" of a wife gave him an ultimatum: "Get this s**t out" or it's over.
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