These definitely didn't fail to capture the true absurdity and high maintenance madness spawned by this era of rapid technological innovation. Anyone planning on using 'in phone years' as a measurement going forwards? That shit's timely, UBER cultured, and shows all signs of minimal brain activity. Who needs to think for themselves in this tech giant dominated day and age anyways, when we have artificially intelligent minions like Siri and Alexa around to take care of the busy work for us; and that crazy little, once-evasive bastard called love, or a mindless hook-up is one right swipe or super like away? 

Anyways, all rants aside, these are hilarious.