You don't want to know where the Eye of Sauron is. Or maybe you do. But that's not until the third date.

The Great Eye sees all, Alex!

Really though, dark lords and trickster gods should be banned from Facebook. They're just horrible people.

The only thing missing is Gandalf telling you that you didn't (and shall not) pass.

There's no feeling of inadequacy worse than seeing a brilliant drawing of something that you saved because it looked funny.