Yes, those are two reporters going "live" and conversing with one another in the same parking lot.

Oh well, you can always dream.

A writer in Boise, Idaho takes some editorial license.

What we brought back from the trip is also an argument for why we need the budget for a better camera. So how was YOUR weekend?

You've always been sad about it, but now you can quantify your creys!

This was allegedly sent to the producers of the FunFunFun Fest in Austin, where Slayer played earlier this year, and dear god we hope it's real. Because as great as Slayer is, knowing that they order "hand sanitizer" AND "hand satanizer" makes them ten times as great.