Who are we kidding? No one pays for music these days.

Nah, go ahead and quit and your day job.

Have you ever been experienced? Well, I have.

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Comedian and actor Aziz Ansari is already noted BFFs with Kanye West and Jay-Z (he makes a brief cameo in the music video for "Otis"), so Tumblr site Emceez Ansari helpfully lets us know what it would be like if he were a rapper, too.