This the kind of shit that makes us want to scream!

Some gullible guppies will blow your damn mind when it comes to the kind of fabricated bullshit they'll ignorantly believe till you tell 'em you straight up spewed it out of your ass. For pure entertainment purposes and dragging these lies out, I selfishly wish these people had never learned they were being fed nothing but stories and factoids that couldn't have been further removed from the truth. 

With enough nudity and outlandishly sexualized dialogue, we're apt to believe just about anything. Thus is the ongoing conundrum of the grossly unrealistic average porn coming face to face with, well, 'the truth.' Some of these would have seemed ridiculous enough to fail to convince anyone they were remotely true, but alas, these confessions suggest otherwise. One of those AskReddit's that's both highly entertaining and discouraging all at once.