It's 2023 and spam calls are the new “ding dong ditch.” It's a constant barrage of callers trying to “getcha” for x,y, or, z. It's gotten to the point that most people don't even answer unknown callers, especially if they're not expecting a call from anyone. The “Do Not Call” (DNC) list only prevents people from requesting your number, but if people already have it, then the calls are going to keep coming whether you're on the DNC or not. One guy tried everything to stop getting the constant ha…

As everyone knows, the fact that you're not allowed to laugh just makes it worse.

Life can be a real jerk sometimes.

He held it together admirably.