One of Twitter's trending "Moments" today is the pint-sized antelope, Dik-Dik. Some people are freaking out because it's the first time they've seen this adorable animal, but most are just using it as an excuse to make the same dick joke.

This Virgin America employee wasn't content with simply saying "Enjoy your flight!" on his boarding signs. After making sure all the flight information is correct, he usually adds a little flair to the greeting.