FAIL Nation: Burglary FAIL

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Sometimes, LOL'ing can blow your cover.

Failbook: The Pre-Natal Period

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I'm pretty sure this is an old stand-up routine from one comedian or another, but I can't put my finger on it. Any idea, folks?