Trolling is a art.

"How about Young Jeezy?"

"... I like it! Has a nice ring to it!"

Peter: "We've got to wash our balls off somehow!"

Jesus: "LOOOOOL"

'Murika was founded in 1636 by Jesus Christ, along with a colony of approximately 200 angels. But they weren't them sissy angels with the little feathery wings. These were like badass Harley ridin' angels that could spit fire and turn water into Coors Light.