Kim Kardashian Has a Branded iPhone Game (Already Terrible) and People Were Really Upset That it Went Down This Weekend (Somehow More Terrible)

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Kim Kardashian Has a Branded iPhone Game (Already Terrible) and People Were Really Upset That it Went Down This Weekend (Somehow More Terrible)
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I wish to the powers that be that I was not making that headline up. From what I can gleam in skimming the description (because anything more than a quick skim would cause a mortal's face to melt like in the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark) the game is about your rise to fame through photoshoots and modeling. And there's a rival named Willow, or something. When the servers for the game went down this weekend, people were none too pleased about it:







These are all grown-ass adults. Good night, everyone.

Dad Watches Too Many Horror Movies

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Dad Watches Too Many Horror Movies
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Then they'll use that finger to unlock his phone, look up your address, and mail you the finger- at least that's how it would go in the movies. Love horror stories? Prefer the softer, gentler side of Halloween? Either way, check out Cheezburger's Halloween site!