Who would you want to rap on your single?

It's important to stay humble. And clearly the only way to do this is to hire a man who can do headstands to constantly remind you of your inadequacies.

Y'know, in case you have any gnomes running around your house and they need to be packin' heat for some reason.

Troubleshooting fixes all problems.

If you're going to blow your hands off tonight you may as well know the science behind it.