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J.K. Rowling would seem hellbent on keeping herself entertained post-Harry Potter through regularly preying upon unsuspecting Twitter personalities, or just Donald Trump all the time. Usually, she digs a bit deeper into the well of razor-sharp and unforgiving witty banter. This particular insult though, is just kind of awkward.
Via: Huffington Post
We've been chronicling the ongoing feud between the most famous author on Earth and walking bag of dog shit for a few days now, but I think we've reached peak "J.K. vs. Piers." J.K. has started using Piers' own words against him.
Yesterday, she tweeted this screen grab
Just been sent this! Could the writer let me know who he is? I'd love to thank him! #Valentines pic.twitter.com/OQtbxPD6AL
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 14, 2017
And because this guy just can't stop hitting himself, Piers responded:
Priceless #humblebrag BS. Nobody plays the celebrity game more abusively or ruthlessly than you, Ms 'Intensely Private Billionaire'. https://t.co/5ysnfefa3d
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 14, 2017
Of course, he fell right into her trap because he wrote those words:
via @JamieRoss7
Of course, Piers can't think of a good excuse other than "I meant to do that," like some idiot fifth grader who messes up a cartwheel.
Relax, quarter-wit, I knew what it was. Just surprised I put her as high as 97th. https://t.co/HCzx4Ius4E
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 14, 2017
Piers, please stop.
Via: @piersmorgan
This weekend was a great time for people who hate Piers Morgan, roughly 95% of the world. But after being told to please leave Earth by almost everyone on Earth, a bookstore has jumped in the game to pierce Morgan as only a bookstore would.
London's The Big Green Bookshop has started tweeting the entire Harry Potter saga at the man who's life consists of throwing up garbage out of his mouth and finger tips and calling it "commentary" and "thoughts."
via @Biggreenbooks
Piers is none too happy about it, even though one could surmise that this the type of person who only grows stronger the more people hate him, but still it's fun to mess with him.
Meanwhile, Piers still doesn't know how to take any kind of criticism and always just ends up sounding like a six-year-old who won't stop hitting himself.
So @Biggreenbooks is tweeting me an entire Harry Potter book because I'm a 'twat'.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 13, 2017
This, of course, just makes him an even bigger twat.
J.K. Rowling's back at it again with the barrage of well-articulated rage Tweets, and her latest victim is the Piers Morgan. Poor Piers is having a particularly bad case of the Mondays. Might be time for someone to up and drink his lunch to numb some of the pain. Oh, and a word of friendly advice to our recent Rowling-roasted dude of the hour, Piers Morgan: don't go to the Twitter killing floor against a world-acclaimed wordsmith who has a notorious reputation for methodically, publicly, destroying Twitter aggressors that failed to fly under her radar. The odds are ever not in your favor when you're Rowling In the Deep, man. At least Morgan's son, Spencer pulled through at the end with a silencing, entirely unexpected slice of comedic relief.
