Cee Lo Green Dressed Like A Power Ranger Villain at the Grammys, So People Meme'd Him Into Oblivion

The Grammys were last night, and all anyone wanted to talk about is Bey—oh, my god. What the hell is going on with Cee Lo Green?

Appearing at the Grammys like Kal Drogo just dumped a bowl of hot gold on him like on Game of Throne, Cee Lo Green arrived dressed to the nines in gold. Why did he do this? We don't know. We could assume that it was to help avoid the conversations around his long-standing rape accusation and subsequent "it's not rape if the victim is unconscious" tweet. 

But hey, at least he got meme'd into nothingness. Check it out. 

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fail guy smuggles gold in his butt
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This criminal really went up his own ass. 

A former Royal Canadian Mint worker who tried to steal gold by smuggling it through metal detectors via his butt is getting 30 months in jail. But here's a kick in the pants: He was convicted by Ontario Court judge Peter Doody. 

C'mon, guys. You're shitting me. This is like a murder suspect being
convicted by the Honorable Judge Knife Plundge.

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Please don't put those in your mouth

Apparently, Leston Lawrence, the butt gold smuggler, had the job of "purifying recently procured gold" and being in charge of all irony at the Mint. He got caught trying to cash to checks worth $15,200 from Ottawa Gold Buyers, which tipped off the bank. All in all, he stole 22 gold pucks worth $165,451.14.


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The 6-pound nugget was discovered in northern California on public land.