It doesn't matter your size because ASOS will double it.

When a man named George ordered a pair of jeans 32" from ASOS, he received some comically large jeans instead. People at first thought it might have been a one time mess up, until others began sharing their ASOS jeans online as well. Now, the Internet is trying to decide if this is a new style trend or just a miraculous mistake.

He recognized the spambot almost immediately, but didn't stop there. What follows next is some of the most emo poetry you will ever read. It's a shame the spambot only cares about getting naked because this dude would have totally become a tree for his new friend.

"We will grow a forest from our new bodies." "Help me rot into the earth."

WARNING: SEASON SIX SPOILERS EVERYWHERE! Seriously if you haven't watched the latest episode of Game of Thrones, what are you even doing here!?