Ignorance is bliss when it comes to the knee-buckling discovery that is a dear friend's darker, more absurd, innermost-kept secrets. No doubt these sobering realizations didn't fail to stir up a solid wave of instant regret, for the unfortunately newly educated friends. 

Look, when you clock into your work, it's not social hour, ok? I want to be hearing the clickity-clack of your keyboard, not the chitty-chat of human connection. Below you'll find an employee who thinks they can turn their job into a regular drawing room salon, and another who understands the value of a dollar. One will be getting a promotion. Try and guess which one.

Now, get back to work!