If you're going to be a staring weirdo, it's best that you be ready for some revenge on the part of the person you're creeping out.

If there's anything we can learn from this, it's to say "sorry" nervously after you quote lyrics that are especially suggestive.

You best watch who you hit on when you're a married man, because it could be a model with 13,000 Twitter followers. Brian Presley did not take this advice to heart, as the "actor" you've probably not seen on such shows as General Hospital and 7th Heaven has been married for all of the last ten years.

Of all the ways to FAIL at hitting on strangers, this is one of the worst.