These are the kinds of people that cut up the exit lane in traffic and dodge in at the last second, as if they think no one thought of that before. They're a bunch of inconsiderate assholes that will make you hate humanity just a little bit more. 

Sometimes the blinding thirst takes control and an otherwise socially acceptable convo takes an aggressive nosedive for cringe-inducing, sex-crazed facepalm city. These people need to reassess their Tinder pickup strategy as soon as possible; or they can keep providing us a steady procession of what not to do when you want to keep the proverbial 'unmatch' from striking.