fail video newscaster doesn't know anything about emojis
Via: @Bry_Nap
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Here’s my impression of teens: “I think that adults are stupid and don’t understand emojis. They’ll never figure out that I’m using illegal drugs!”

Well, guess what, teens, we’re on to you. Because this Seattle Fox correspondent has cracked the code on your emoji drug operation. Call this video the Rosetta Stone because we know what you mean when you send you flower emojis or eyeball emojis. It means drugs and sex, respectively.

That’s right. We know what’s going on. And don’t try to act like this guy has no idea what he’s talking about and is just kind of winging it on air. He’s a man in a suit. I think he and the cyber experts down at Crime Lab HQ know what’s up.

via Monster Cat

H/T Uproxx

facebook releases halloween emoji reactions
Via: Cheezbuger
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If you go to Facebook’s house this Halloween, expect a big treat. The social media giant has released a slew of new reactions in the spirit of Halloween. All your favorites are there: a witch, a ghost, a pumpkin, a Frankenst — oop, a Frankenstein’s monster.

So don’t expect the same old thing when you laugh at your friend’s joke later. This is a whole new haunted house.

  • “Haha” is now a Witch.
  • “Wow” is now a Ghost.
  • “Sad” is now a Frankenstein. “Sad” is now a Frankenstein’s monster.
  • “Angry” is now a pumpkin.

It’s all very delightfully ghoulish!

Facebook released reactions last year in lieu of giving the world that “Dislike” button users have been asking for since around 2010.

Don't be too sad, the tears weren't real, they were emoji.

Josh posted the before and after pictures of his dog on Twitter and the reactions from his friends weren't exactly helpful. That poor little dog. At least it'll all grow back, right?

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image emoji summer Ridiculous, Giant Emoji Pool Floats Are What Everyone Needs for This Summer
Via: thricebrand
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Yes, these are real and yes, that is a giant floating eggplant that you can ride on. 

Sure, you'd be stupid to bring your phone into the pool with you but that doesn't mean you have to go without expressing yourself exclusively through pictures. Just take these giant emoji pool toys with you. 

Now you can spend your entire weekend floating on a giant poop. What a time to be alive. 

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