I've heard of Sunny Day Real Estate, but Sunday Day Real Estate tycoon?
If you're tired of reading Trump's tweets the old fashioned way (taking shots of whiskey and clutching a rosary beads), then the folks at Super Deluxe have the song for you.
"Emo Trump" is here to dye that orange broom black, slap some mascara on that fake tan, and help you get through that reality-TV gameshow host's attacks on the media by alternating between high-pitched whining and guttural screams. It's like if Taking Back Sunday or My Chemical Romance were singing these tweets only sadder because Trump's the most powerful person in the world and he's still totally miserable.
Truth be told, this is now my favorite song, just edging out "Happy Birthday" by the Hill Sisters.