The Greatest Bloody Mary Ever Created

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Early Morning Happy Hour,bloody mary,burger
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The Ron Swanson Special

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parks and recreation,Early Morning Happy Hour,ron swanson,happy hour,eggs and bacon
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After 12: Book-Inspired Cocktales, What a Novel Idea!

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catcher in the rye,Early Morning Happy Hour,literary cocktails,old fashioned
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Flavorwire serves us up some cocktails inspired by literary classics, with my personal favorite being the Catcher in the Rye. Do I care that it's just a dolled up Old Fashioned? No. No I do not.

After 12: Gotta Drink 'Em All!

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Early Morning Happy Hour,gotta-drink-em-all,happy hour,Pokémon,pokemon drinks,squirtle
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There's no better way to start off your day than to start with a Squirtle and evolve your way up to "Too Drunk to Function At 9 a.m.," also known as "Blastoise."

After 12: Early Morning Happy Hour: Game of Thrones, the Alcohol

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drinks,Early Morning Happy Hour,Game of Thrones,nerd drinks
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The added bonus is that every single one is poisoned, per George R.R. Martin's willingness to kill anyone at any time!

After 12: Early Morning Happy Hour: Sweet Mother of Watermelon

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alcohol,drinking,drinks,Early Morning Happy Hour,watermelon jello shots
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Hope everyone's weekend was fruitful, because your Monday is about to be just that. It's never too early for creatively shaped jello shots that would make drunk Bill Cosby proud.