Not sure if these are inspiring displays of shimmering insanity, or the kinds of trainrekt people that make me never want to drink again. At least the glory (horror?) stories make for a wildly entertaining ride, oftentimes chock-full of booze-induced, blissful chaos. 

Has McDonald's taken it too far this time, or what? That mind-blowingly sweet and syrupy, fluorescent orange drink was a damn staple of my sugardrunk youth; and in all honesty, I'll still grab a cup every now and again these days.